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So, interested in working together? Wanna make me an offer I can’t refuse? Looking for love in all the wrong places? You’re spinning your wheels with that last one, but I’m open to just about anything else.

I’d highly recommend reading the about and services pages before writing, as they answer many of the questions you might be inclined to ask.

Unfortunately due to high demand I’m able to respond to inquiries only as time permits. To increase your chances of receiving a response, please let me know a little about your company (a link is always good) and describe the project you’d like to get me working on.


Am I taking on new work at the moment? In order to answer that perennial question I’ve put together this little widget below.

Here’s how it works. There’s a gauge on this server that increases every few days. If I get too busy to reset it, the button changes to reflect that. Right now, I’m:

Really Busy

Ah, red. Great for me, not so great for you. It’s busy season and I’m probably swamped. Replies will be a while in coming, but you should still get in touch unless your project requires immediate attention.